Miscellaneous

Always open to sugestions...

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Electrocute

Electrocute Epitaph:

Turn your lazy lap feline into a live wire.

Well hung

Well hung Epitaph:

I paragraph you to be hung by the neck untill you are dead.

If you want to see how this is done then visit the Hang Cat game and have a go yourself

Origami-kamikaze

Origami-kamikaze Epitaph:

meeeeEEEEAAAWw....

Battery fed

Battery fed Epitaph:

Enable it to keep up with the energiser bunny

Mumified

Mumified Epitaph:

Stalk like an egyptian

Chilli!

Chilli! Epitaph:

Like any good curry - burning at both ends

Paws

Paws Epitaph:

Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-nanana!

Scardicat

Scardicat Epitaph:

Frightened out of its skin

Siamese

Siamese Epitaph:

Conjoined cats

Mobile phone radiation

Mobile phone radiation Epitaph:

The debate on how harmfull mobile phones are is still on.

Cancer

Cancer Epitaph:

Smoke your pussy into an early grave...

Anorexic

Anorexic Epitaph:

Its all in the worst possible taste...

Voodoo

Voodoo Epitaph:

That old black magic

Slippy Kitty

Slippy Kitty Epitaph:

It can be so easily done - walking allong on a warm summers day, minding ones own business when… Woops CRACK! AAAH!... You break your neck, just like that.

Cat-a-log

Cat-a-log Epitaph:

Turn your cat into a usefull store of information. And while you are not reading it can catch mice.

Sting

Sting Epitaph:

2B|!2B, or in this case, two wasp or not two wasp.

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